Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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