I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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