if you like me you must not know who I am
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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