Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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