in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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