well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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