He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My vagina is officially offended.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Randomize
