big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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