y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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