How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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