Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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