The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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