Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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