It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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