Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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