oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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