She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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