3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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