he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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