we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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