At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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