the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
