I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Randomize
