I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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