Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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