White coat. Heels.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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