no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Randomize
