I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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