We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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