I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I just googled if crying burns calories
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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