The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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