awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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