I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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