you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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