This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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