so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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