think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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