p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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