I love black thongs
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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