I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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