real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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