it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I have fence marks all over my body
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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