matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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