yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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