I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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