ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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