Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
