Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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