How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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