got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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