yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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