D3 body, D1 cock
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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